Adelaide: What if you had a dead cat, and you had a box for a present, but it was empty, and you put the dead cat in the box, and you taped it shut, and you invited your friends over to your house, and everyone said what was special about the cat, and then you sang songs?
Mommy: Well, I guess that would be a nice funeral for the cat.
Adelaide: And what if you found a hole that a fox dug, but the fox was gone, so the hole was empty, and you put the box in the hole?
Mommy: Well, I guess that would be the cat’s burial service.
Adelaide: And what if you found a rock or a piece of wood and you had a dark crayon, and you wrote “Dead Cat that belonged to Rosie” on it and you put it on top?
Mommy: Well, I guess that would be a gravestone.
Adelaide: Mm-hm. (silence) And what if you had a dead dog, and you had a box…